Saturday, November 1, 2008

I Hate Lou Holtz

I know it's a strong word, "hate", but the guy has no business, whatsoever, being on TV or talking where other humans could potentially overhear. He sounds like he has a continual mouth full of peanut butter, and peanut butter in his nose and ears, too. Then, in that supremely annoying voice, he says ridiculously vacuous and empty cliches, sometimes simply repeating the exact words heard seconds earlier from Rece Davis. Or, he'll argue that a team isn't all that good because they get a lot of turnovers, and are sure to take advantage of those turnovers by having a very high percentage of turnovers-into-points.


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I fully expect to see Mark May or Rece Davis simply pull out a pistol someday and take their own life, on the air, rather than have to listen to one more inane, illogical, passionately stupid opinion from Mr. Holtz.

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